That is not what I expect out of a lord and saviour

That is not what I expect out of a lord and saviour

Ugh I give up on Freedom Planet.  I was super enjoying it but the endgame bosses have worn me down.  They are just 100% bullet-hell grade reaction/memory tests, and I’m peeved that I’m gonna have to replay the whole level I just did to turn down the difficulty, which, I’ve read, is braindeadly easy.  I’m not even on Brevon, the most difficult boss, so I’ve heard.  Sucks that the final portion of the game is just a choice between intensely challenging or cakewalk.  God knows what Hard Mode must be like, I already feel like the game is demanding perfection of me considering a single attack from the boss I’m on can knock off 50% of your health with no way to recover it.

jezmmart:

Glo, another of fernal-red's characters from his comic Cheesecake Odyssey!

He uploaded a new pic of her on his tumblr earlier on and it inspired me for some reason.  She was super fun to draw.

[dA] [More Gift Art for and by Fernal-Red]

Two lumberjacks are chopping down trees in the forest.  One notices the other keeps facing away from the trees and swinging their axe behind themselves.  Naturally they’re doing a poor job of hitting the tree.  The first one calls over and asks why they’re doing that.  The second one replies “Well my wife says I’m getting addicted to chopping down trees, so I’m trying to cut back.”

I just wanna totally recommend this screen cleaner partially on the basis that I’ve been using it for months and it works great, but also because I accidentally just sprayed some in my eyes and it didn’t sting at all because it’s not chemical-ridden. Cool.
I’ve actually been mostly using it on my glasses and it’s better than the actual dedicated spectacle wet wipes I bought from Specsavers.

I just wanna totally recommend this screen cleaner partially on the basis that I’ve been using it for months and it works great, but also because I accidentally just sprayed some in my eyes and it didn’t sting at all because it’s not chemical-ridden. Cool.

I’ve actually been mostly using it on my glasses and it’s better than the actual dedicated spectacle wet wipes I bought from Specsavers.

jezmmart:

Glo, another of fernal-red's characters from his comic Cheesecake Odyssey!

He uploaded a new pic of her on his tumblr earlier on and it inspired me for some reason.  She was super fun to draw.

[dA] [More Gift Art for and by Fernal-Red]

I spent a whole 10 minutes on this so guess I should post it here too

I spent a whole 10 minutes on this so guess I should post it here too

I’ll never understand parents who ask their children at the cinema “do you want anything else?”, the child says “no” and the parent continues to suggest every other snack.  Like, they have a tube of pringles that is plenty of unhealthy food to last them an hour and a half.  Your child has exhibited self-control, encourage that shat.

it’s cool that people fap to your art what

It’s good to know it means I draw it well enough for someone’s genitals to believe there’s a person they’re having sex with in front of them

Well uhh… unless they’re fapping to the art that wasn’t meant to be fapped to.  Which judging by some faving patterns of the occasional creepy singular fetish obsessed dA user may very well have happened unbeknownst to me.

When someone tells me some of my art either made them laugh, cry, or even pleasure themselves (if it’s THAT kind of art), it’s super cool to know; not because it’s a compliment or suggests I did a good job on the art’s subject matter, but because my true motive in creating art is to slowly take control of humanity, one body part or bodily fluid at a time.