when your friend is going through a tough time and you just want to help them out
What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone
tumblr suggested my own art blog to me over on my nsfw account’s dash. I’m suddenly super okay with suggestions now it’s occurred to me that it’s free promotion for myself too.
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is